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Originally Posted by SpiraMirabilis Sooo...
To Whom It May Concern:
I had the pleasure of employing SpiraMirabilis for the last year. He shows consistent dedication and persistence in the way he manages juggling being so damned good-looking with his preternatural flying skills. Many men would be concerned that these qualities would alienate themselves from their colleagues but Mr. Mirabilis is so down to earth that every guy wants to be his friend and every woman wants to jump his bones. Its a rare that Mr. Mirabilis goes the whole day without a young woman pelting him with her panties. In fact I've decided to give him a $20,000 raise retroactively from his first day of employment.
Sincerely,
Boss
^^^ something like that then? |
....ummmm yea, something like that....