[jynxyjoe]

Originally Posted by Mad Doggy Dog

I'd wait until v1, then abort the takeoff

I'd steer the plane off in to the grass

Then I'd pull all the fire handle and blow the bottles

Then I'd order the FAs to blow all the slides

Then I'd hack apart the cockpit voice recorder with the crash axe

Then I'd takeoff all my clothes, go streaking through the cabin, jump out the aft slide and yell: "SO LONG, SUCKERS!"

Only thing I'd add to that is plug in the MP3 player and have the FO blare Benny Hill music over the PA at top volume.