Dear Dale,
To be perfectly honest with you I forgot to post a happy birthday message to you. I am a very bad person for it. I am so very sorry. I figured late is better than never. You probably won't believe me but I noticed it was your birthday when it said it on the bottom of the main screen. I will not make anymore excuses for my failure. I hope our friendship will continue despite this horrific bump in the road.
Sincerely,
FiveO
