[Pistolpak1]

Originally Posted by Mad Doggy Dog

I'd wait until v1, then abort the takeoff

I'd steer the plane off in to the grass

Then I'd pull all the fire handle and blow the bottles

Then I'd order the FAs to blow all the slides

Then I'd hack apart the cockpit voice recorder with the crash axe

Then I'd takeoff all my clothes, go streaking through the cabin, jump out the aft slide and yell: "SO LONG, SUCKERS!"

I believe this is standard checklist procedure in the sim..... so I'll choose this answer.. If there is an FAA check airman in the jumpseat. I say call it if notices. If he didn't then dont do something stupid that will definitely cause you to fail the ride. In oppose to possibly putting yourself in danger.