 Re: So long suckers!
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Originally Posted by Mad Doggy Dog  I'd wait until v1, then abort the takeoff
I'd steer the plane off in to the grass
Then I'd pull all the fire handle and blow the bottles
Then I'd order the FAs to blow all the slides
Then I'd hack apart the cockpit voice recorder with the crash axe
Then I'd takeoff all my clothes, go streaking through the cabin, jump out the aft slide and yell: "SO LONG, SUCKERS!"  | It might be time to think about booking off some of your left-over vacation time from last year. 
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FI: "Wheels go down"
Student: "You mean I should put the gear down?"
FI: "No, I mean the wheels should be pointed toward the ground when you try to land this thing!!" |