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Old January 31st, 2008, 00:17   #4
Mad Doggy Dog
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Default So long suckers!

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Originally Posted by stoki View Post
You are below 80knots, and are the PF (pilot flying). You notice you have not buckled your lap-belt/shoulder harness. He are now in violation of the regulations. Do you abort the takeoff, buckle your seatbelts and give it another shot, or do you continue the take-off aware that you are breaking the regs?



I'd wait until v1, then abort the takeoff

I'd steer the plane off in to the grass

Then I'd pull all the fire handle and blow the bottles

Then I'd order the FAs to blow all the slides

Then I'd hack apart the cockpit voice recorder with the crash axe

Then I'd takeoff all my clothes, go streaking through the cabin, jump out the aft slide and yell: "SO LONG, SUCKERS!"




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