 Re: Left over $$ from MikeD campaign
Doug's impression of calling Davis-Monthan AFB:
... press "1" for blah blah blah
... press "2" for blah blah blah
... press "3" for blah blah blah
... press "4" for blah blah blah
... press "5" for blah blah blah
... press "6" for the public affairs officers....
"Beep!"
... Hello, and welcome to the public affairs office... you must hang up and dial (520) 123-5678...
"Beep bop beep, bop bop booop, beep bop boop boop"
"Hello! and welcome to the publica affairs office..."
... press "1" for blah blah blah
... press "2" for blah blah blah
... press "3" for blah blah blah
... press "4" for blah blah blah
... press "5" to speak to someone.
"Boop!"
"Hello, and welcome to the public affairs office, we're not available now, please leave a message after the tone [interpreted: You can make our voicemail light blink and we'll get back to you, well.. never!]
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