[MQAAord]

I once had a station (GRR) allow a pax onboard my ac who was so drunk he literally fell onto the airplane. One step in the door, and he trips and falls in the aisle, he tries to get up, fails to accomplish this, falls again, all the while doing the 'drunk talk' like "I'm alright, I don't need any help." You could smell the booze on this guy so bad, it was awful. The agent came down and saw the end of this spectacle, and I just looked at her and said (quietly so no pax heard me) "you're not serious, you expect me to take this drunkard? I don't think so!" She tried to cajole me into letting him stay on, but the captain and I said "no way". So she and the other agent had to take him off, and he wasn't too happy about it. Oh well, he shouldn't have gotten wasted at the airport bar, and the agents shouldn't try to pass them off onto us!