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falconvalley · September 22nd, 2007, 12:48

and remember that your job is playtime for them.

Some skydivers would board a burning airplane...

Airplane is receiving annual- "When can we jump?"

Airplane JUST went down for servicing like 2 minutes ago because one sides brakes are not effective- "We can go w/o left brakes, can't we? The right side still works..." Me- "NO." Them- "When can we jump again?"

The sun has set and they don't have the proper equipment for a night jump- "One more!" Me- "NO." Them- "It's still light out!!" Me- "The hours of sunset are posted on the entrance door to the club for a reason. Besides, I can't see the path out to the airplane anymore and there's no moon. I don't want you to break a limb..."

It's overcast 800, visibility 3/4. "Can we take a look?" Me- "NO." Them- "But we drove all the way out here!" Me- "So did I. Btw, I really need to start charging you for me to show up."

It's really cold out and they want to jump naked, which they probably will and want you to fly naked.

BE CAREFUL. Flying skydivers is very dangerous if you're not. You're often max weight, aft cg, and low on fuel when it's hot out!

Have tons of fun!

Don't fly naked!

September 22nd, 2007, 12:48	#7
falconvalley Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: KMKE Posts: 1,945	Re: Dropping meat missiles and remember that your job is playtime for them. Some skydivers would board a burning airplane... Airplane is receiving annual- "When can we jump?" Airplane JUST went down for servicing like 2 minutes ago because one sides brakes are not effective- "We can go w/o left brakes, can't we? The right side still works..." Me- "NO." Them- "When can we jump again?" The sun has set and they don't have the proper equipment for a night jump- "One more!" Me- "NO." Them- "It's still light out!!" Me- "The hours of sunset are posted on the entrance door to the club for a reason. Besides, I can't see the path out to the airplane anymore and there's no moon. I don't want you to break a limb..." It's overcast 800, visibility 3/4. "Can we take a look?" Me- "NO." Them- "But we drove all the way out here!" Me- "So did I. Btw, I really need to start charging you for me to show up." It's really cold out and they want to jump naked, which they probably will and want you to fly naked. BE CAREFUL. Flying skydivers is very dangerous if you're not. You're often max weight, aft cg, and low on fuel when it's hot out! Have tons of fun! Don't fly naked! __________________ British Airways flight asks for push back clearance from terminal. Control Tower replies: "And where is the world's most experienced airline going today without filing a flight plan?"