[Swen]

Originally Posted by calcapt

We had a menacing animal around our home in rural Idaho. Our home has always been a place the kids can bring their friends and just hang out in the hot tub or watch movies. I came home from work one day and happened to see this animal out in the yard and quickly planned that this was my opportunity to rid myself of it. This particular day my two daughters had three boys up and were watching a movie. I said a quick Hi as I walked by and back to my bedroom. I grabbed my 357 Magnum loaded with shot shells and proceeded to walk by the kids on my way out to slay this beast. I fired two rounds right outside the door and accomplished my goal in fine fashion. As I walked back in the house I walked over to the three boys and said "Hi, I am Rebecca and Lindsey's dad." The barrel of the gun was still smoking. I swear their eyes were as big as silver dollars. This story made it's way around our local school and I rarely ever saw boys hanging around our house much anymore. The girls later told me that whenever friends would call to come up the first thing they would ask is: "Is your dad home?"

Your're the man now dog!