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Originally Posted by JEP  my 9 yr old as I am telling him for the umpteenth time to get his teeth brushed for bedtime.......
him: "Dad, Are you gay?"
me: "WHAT?"
him: "Not that kind of gay? The happy kind of gay..." Geez, Dad! |
Reminds me of a funny story from a couple years ago.
Me and the captain had a layover in LAS. He's not a beer drinker but offered to buy me a drink so we walked a next door to another hotel with a stellar wine offering.
So we're sharing a bottle of pinot noir and there happens to be on the television, the winter olympic's ice skating competition.
My telephone rings and it's Kristie, she asks, "Whatchya doin?"
"Oh, drinking a pinot noir watching ice dancing with the captain"
"Really? Is he gay?"
"Hey Jim, my wife is wondering if you're gay."
"Nope!"
"No, the captain's not gay, hon"
"But that is! Don't do that again, that's just weird!"