I'm married, NOT. Guess it will be nice someday, but I would rather have at least a girlfriend right now. Can't even find one of them. It does kinda suck being single and all especially when you would like to have a girlfriend. Oh well, At least I don't have to sweet talk a beer in order for it to make me feel good! "
POP! " gulp...gulp...gulp...gulp......Brrrrrppppp...ahhhh hh. (repeat as needed to clear thoughts and provide overall relaxation)
