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eastbayk · February 21st, 2007, 10:34

Some winners I have heard from my son (age 4) this past year-

"Hey look, my penis is carpet colored!"- we have a beige carpet

"Dad you should shave your chest and tummy so you look more like me"

"I don't know how that car got in the VCR, it must have wanted to drive in there"

"Dad, you need to grow a big pillow tummy like my other dad"- bio dad is on the husky side...

And then there was when we had to have the "how babies are made" talk...

K

February 21st, 2007, 10:34	#20
eastbayk Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 158	Re: Funny Things Kids Say Some winners I have heard from my son (age 4) this past year- "Hey look, my penis is carpet colored!"- we have a beige carpet "Dad you should shave your chest and tummy so you look more like me" "I don't know how that car got in the VCR, it must have wanted to drive in there" "Dad, you need to grow a big pillow tummy like my other dad"- bio dad is on the husky side... And then there was when we had to have the "how babies are made" talk... K __________________ "If it has boobs or wheels, sooner or later you're going to have trouble with it" The flyblog from the other half- http://ohthelifeofapilotswife.blogspot.com/