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Old October 31st, 2006, 14:42   #17
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Default Re: What would you say...

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Originally Posted by wheelsup View Post
He wouldn't; he would question a clearance to "two-four-thousand"...(get the picture?)
Ahhhhhh . . . I see (said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw)!!!

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Originally Posted by FlyChicaga
Then there is the famous "line up and wait" instruction for "position and hold."
I got tagged with that one in The Bahamas!!

Tower: "N206XX, Line up and wait"
Me: "N206XX, I am number one in line, ready for takeoff"
Tower: "Yes Sir, Line up and wait, traffic departing"
Me: "Yes, Ma'am, I am already in line, number one now, ready for take-off"
Tower: "N206LB, if you're ready for takeoff, line up and wait, or taxi clear of the holding area"
Me: "N206XX is ready to go, and - Ooohhhhhh . . . line up and wait"

Long, long silence . . .


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