Segs, I'll eat a meal with you. We'll need to make sure it is something that doesn't easily become a projectile.
Before next NJC I'm going to do some major gym work though... it was a little embarrasing that you, and only you, could lift me up for that keg stand! Next year I'm going to make sure that someone else has to help you!
About the alcohol thing... if you guys are coming to N-ville as much as you are, then you ARE going to touch alcohol before the next NJC. Plus, I'm going to ensure that we drunk-dial Doug while we're at it.
Heidi asked if I'll make an account for her... she isn't all that into computers, but she wanted to come on here and post a thing or two (I'm going to try and make her do the same at PF)... she wants to be H_Dawg...