Well you see Stan, from a stastical perspective this HAS to happen. If you take the surface area of that huge head of his, and divide it by the number of steps he runs compared to the normal kid you'd see that he's screwed from a genetic standpoint because of that huge head!
Glad he's doing cool bro, but he's really got nothing on me. My parents called pioson control three times in three weeks on me once. Ask me about that one sometime, they almost had DSS called on me!