A few weeks ago, my wife bought each of my boys their own kid-safe little knife for the dinner table.
Then last ngiht my wife uses one of the knives to cut a banana for herself and my 5 yr old gets mad and tells her, "hey, you can't use my mife, put it back".
Her response...."It's not your knife, there's nobody's name on it. Everyone can use it."
He disappears upstairs for 5 minutes.....then comes back downstairs with his knife. I asked him what is he doing? His response..."Nothing !"
He proceeds to run over to my wife and holds the knife in front her and says....."See, my name is on it now. You cannot use it anymore!" He went upstairs and wrote his name in marker on the knife. Too Funny!!
