I read an NTSB report of some guy who (crash) landed next to the runway at an airport where the runway lights were OTS. He didn't check NOTAMs and when he got there the lights didn't turn on!
He must not have been very 'bright'.
That'll 'light up' your night.
That's sure to 'brighten' his weekend.
I wonder if the FAA will 'enlighten' him.
OK I'm done