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The bad:
Most boring place ever. Period.
Ugliest place ever. Okay, maybe I'm being too harsh, but it's bland.
Boring people. There are exceptions out there. Most of my friends are from the east coast, west coast, and international.
Quietest place ever. Doesn't get gayer than that. Where's the action? Where's life?
Fattest people ever.
Worst drivers ever. I've been hit twice by a car while bicycling.
Worst mall ever. Not even a food court inside...WTF??
Flattest place ever. As flat as an obese woman's ass.
Uncivilized culture, and lack thereof.
Female pilots can be fat.
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I like the cut of your jib. You sound like me talking about Lafayette