Re: Proposed GA security law - \"outrageous\"
Probably broke a window and gave the media lots of ideas for followup stories.
(clears throat and puts on gravelly 'shocking news' voice)
"Terror from the Skies. Plane veers over schoolbus packed to the brim with children and makes a suicidal plunge into office building in TAMpaaaaaaaaah. News at 6 after our 'Hot New Swimsuits for Summer' segment and Wacky Jacky's Super Dooper Doppler Nine-hundred-million-thousand StormTracker report... Only on channel siiiiiiiix. Take your seats folks, but you'll only need the eddddddddge".
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