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Doug Taylor · August 17th, 2004, 03:58

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1. What's the movie?

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My answer was 'Well, if the captain elects to leave the cockpit door open, it's going to be "Flight Crew to Grand Rapids, part 12"

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2. What's for lunch?

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"Airport hotdog, you didn't get one back in Marquette?"

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3. Are you sure it's going to make it?

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"I was wondering the same thing myself!"

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4. Why are the pilots always holding hands on takeoff?

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"Aren't you going to say 'Not that there's anything wrong with that, right?"

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5. Are you the flight attendant?

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"Yeah, but I don't walk thru the cabin trick or treating with a trash bag!"

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6. I can't find my seatbelt (blue hair specialty).

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"I'll get an extension from the coat closet..."

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7. Do you know if my bag is on board?

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"Black, rectangular bag? Oh yeah, I saw it during the walkaround!"

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8. Can I go check to see if my bag is on board?

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"No! But you can pull the hatch down above seat 9B! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]"

I was only a 1900 driver for a little less than two years so I wasn't there long enough to get fired for my smug remarks!

August 17th, 2004, 03:58	#38
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 41,289 Blog Entries: 1	Re: USAIR and Freq. Flyer [ QUOTE ] 1. What's the movie? [/ QUOTE ] My answer was 'Well, if the captain elects to leave the cockpit door open, it's going to be "Flight Crew to Grand Rapids, part 12" [ QUOTE ] 2. What's for lunch? [/ QUOTE ] "Airport hotdog, you didn't get one back in Marquette?" [ QUOTE ] 3. Are you sure it's going to make it? [/ QUOTE ] "I was wondering the same thing myself!" [ QUOTE ] 4. Why are the pilots always holding hands on takeoff? [/ QUOTE ] "Aren't you going to say 'Not that there's anything wrong with that, right?" [ QUOTE ] 5. Are you the flight attendant? [/ QUOTE ] "Yeah, but I don't walk thru the cabin trick or treating with a trash bag!" [ QUOTE ] 6. I can't find my seatbelt (blue hair specialty). [/ QUOTE ] "I'll get an extension from the coat closet..." [ QUOTE ] 7. Do you know if my bag is on board? [/ QUOTE ] "Black, rectangular bag? Oh yeah, I saw it during the walkaround!" [ QUOTE ] 8. Can I go check to see if my bag is on board? [/ QUOTE ] "No! But you can pull the hatch down above seat 9B! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]" I was only a 1900 driver for a little less than two years so I wasn't there long enough to get fired for my smug remarks!