Re: Ladies and Gentleman... [ QUOTE ]
"Ah, ladies and gentlemen from the flight deck. Ah, we've got a minor malfunction on the left engine, but we'll be just fine. We know you were hoping to make it over to France today, but we'll be diverting to Heathrow just in case.
From all of us here at Ryanair, thanks for flying with us, and we'll get you on your way to France just as soon as we put a little cover on the engine."
Off mike -- "I'm gonna bleeping kill that bleeping mechanic."
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Different RyanAir - if it was the European Ryanair I would guess it took off in that condition |