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Originally Posted by JDE  |
Wait, wait!!! Here's my favorites!!
TOP RATED FAMILY GUY QUOTES!!!! Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
OK, I can start being serious now!
